Alan Patrick Herbert Quotes

 

A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.

— Alan Patrick Herbert

The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

— Alan Patrick Herbert

The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time.

— Alan Patrick Herbert

If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth.

— Alan Patrick Herbert

Let’s find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it.

— Alan Patrick Herbert

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