Alice Roosevelt Longworth Quotes

 

You can’t make a souffle rise twice.

If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

— Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.

— Alice Roosevelt Longworth

He looks as though he’s been weaned on a pickle.

— Alice Roosevelt Longworth

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

— Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.

— Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I’ve always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

— Alice Roosevelt Longworth

You can’t make a souffle rise twice.

— Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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