People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.
We shall find peace. We shall hear angels, we shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.
The world perishes not from bandits and fires, but from hatred, hostility, and all these petty squabbles.
Let us learn to appreciate there will be times when the trees will be bare, and look forward to the time when we may pick the fruit.
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.
We learn about life not from plusses alone, but from minuses as well.
No matter how corrupt and unjust a convict may be, he loves fairness more than anything else. If the people placed over him are unfair, from year to year he lapses into an embittered state characterized by an extreme lack of faith.
Don’t tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.
The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too.
The thirst for powerful sensations takes the upper hand both over fear and over compassion for the grief of others.
Only entropy comes easy.
Any idiot can face a crisis – it’s day to day living that wears you out.
You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible.
Love, friendship and respect do not unite people as much as a common hatred for something.
To judge between good or bad, between successful and unsuccessful would take the eye of a God.
How unbearable at times are people who are happy, people for whom everything works out.
I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky.
A good upbringing means not that you won’t spill sauce on the tablecloth, but that you won’t notice it when someone else does.
Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice.
Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.
Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.
One must be a god to be able to tell successes from failures without making a mistake.
There is nothing new in art except talent.
All of life and human relations have become so incomprehensibly complex that, when you think about it, it becomes terrifying and your heart stands still.
Reason and justice tell me there’s more love for humanity in electricity and steam than in chastity and vegetarianism.
No psychologist should pretend to understand what he does not understand… Only fools and charlatans know everything and understand nothing.
When an actor has money he doesn’t send letters, he sends telegrams.
The more refined one is, the more unhappy.
To advise is not to compel.
Advertising is the very essence of democracy.
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
If you cry ‘forward’, you must without fail make plain in what direction to go.
When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it can’t be cured.
Man is what he believes.
When a woman isn’t beautiful, people always say, ‘You have lovely eyes, you have lovely hair.’
People who lead a lonely existence always have something on their minds that they are eager to talk about.
The University brings out all abilities, including incapability.
A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer.
The sea has neither meaning nor pity.
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Life does not agree with philosophy: There is no happiness that is not idleness, and only what is useless is pleasurable.
A fiance is neither this nor that: he’s left one shore, but not yet reached the other.
The wealthy are always surrounded by hangers-on; science and art are as well.
When you’re thirsty and it seems that you could drink the entire ocean that’s faith; when you start to drink and finish only a glass or two that’s science.
Faith is an aptitude of the spirit. It is, in fact, a talent: you must be born with it.
It’s easier to write about Socrates than about a young woman or a cook.