Bert Kalmar Quotes

 

Don’t look now but there’s one man too many in this room and I think it’s you!

— Bert Kalmar

I’ve got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

— Bert Kalmar

I’ll see you at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat til you get there. After that you’re on your own.

— Bert Kalmar

You know you haven’t stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!

— Bert Kalmar

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