Austin Powers Quotes

Austin Powers Quotes

Introduction,

Austin Powers is a fictional character and the titular protagonist of a series of spy comedy films created by Mike Myers. The character was first introduced in the 1997 film “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery” and has since appeared in two sequels, “The Spy Who Shagged Me” and “Goldmember.” He was not born and does not have a birthplace, as he is a fictional character.

Austin Powers is a British secret agent who was cryogenically frozen in the 1960s and reawakened in the 1990s to battle his arch-nemesis, Dr. Evil. The character is known for his over-the-top personality, flamboyant clothing, and distinctive catchphrases, such as “Yeah, baby!” and “Oh, behave!”

The Austin Powers films were a commercial and critical success, and the character has become a pop culture icon in his own right. He has been referenced and parodied in numerous other films, television shows, and video games.

While the character of Austin Powers is not a real person and therefore did not have a birth or death, his impact on popular culture is undeniable. He remains a beloved and enduring symbol of the spy genre and a comedic icon for generations of fans.

Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick!

I think you’re shagadelic baby! You’re switched on! You’re smashing!

You know what’s remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.

Pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, but now it’s gone back down below.

There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch

That really hurt! I’m gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!

My meat and two veg. My twig and berries. H-ello, lads, are you still awake?

Only two things scare me and one of them is nuclear war. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

First, I plan to soil myself. Then I’m going to regroup and come up with a new plan. Any thoughts?

I eat because I am unhappy. I’m unhappy because I eat.

I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!

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Austin Powers Quotes

You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you’re nuts.

There are only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.

Well, you make me many things but sleepy’s not one of them.

No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man’s so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.

You’re The Best Evil Son An Evil Dad Could Ever Ask For.

Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!

No, This Is Me In A Nutshell: HELP! I’m In A Nutshell!

Well Don’t Look At Me Like I’m Frickin’ Frankenstein! Give Your Father A Hug!

Jimi Hendrix Deceased, Dr*gs. Janis Joplin Deceased, Alc*hol. Mama Cass Deceased, Ham Sandwich.

I Like To See Girls Of That…Caliber?

The Details Of My Life Are Quite Inconsequential. Very Well, Where Do I Begin?

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You really are a fat bastard!

What we swingers were going against were uptight squares like you whose bag was money and world domination. We were innocent, man.

There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures.

You’re the diet coke of evil. Just one calorie. Not evil enough.

I’m not saying it’s hot, but I’m pretty sure the thermometer reads ‘Satan’s balls.

Powers by name, powers by reputation

There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures.

You know what’s remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.

That’s fascinating, Vanessa. Listen, why don’t we go in the back and shag?

That really hurt! I’m gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman.

I think you’re a shagadelic baby! You’re switched on! You’re smashing!

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How Do You Like To Do It? Do You Like To Wash Up First?

I won’t bite… hard.

First, I plan to soil myself. Then I’m going to regroup and come up with a new plan. Any thoughts?

The 70s and the 80s? You’re not missing anything, believe me. I’ve looked into it. There’s a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That’s about it.

I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!

You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you’re nuts.

Well, you make me many things but sleepy’s not one of them.

No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man’s so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.

They are after my lucky charms! What? Why does everyone always laugh when I say that?

I can’t believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love, the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy, was a fembot all along. Wait a tick, that means I’m single again! Oh, behave!